mom what are you trying to say!!!

the envelope my mom used to give me my birthday shopping money :(

a toast/roast for my sisters wedding

Hello every one, my name is Luz, im the maid of honor and rosa’s way better looking sister. I would like to thank every one for coming out… friend’s, family and those who are only here for the boofay!!! And a special thanks to rosa for choosing me as your maid of honor. I knew one day you would punish me for all the bad things I did to you growing up.

I tried getting the story on how they met from rosa but she didn’t want to tell me. So I asked Jose and he said that they met at work.  Apparently she invited him to hang out with her and her friends, which is a big lie because every one knows she doest have any!

Then a few months went by, and they announced their engagement. That’s when I said to myself “ I thought he was a citizen already?”

I can’t wait for the babies to come along… Buddy Jr, Mr. Cat the second even if you guys go with a lizard, ill volunteer to baby-sit. 

I really think you two will make it. I can picture the two of you growing old together laying on your lazy boys, watching the Giants loose on Sunday, And arguing on what time the jersey shore rerun will air.

Please join me in a toast to the bride and groom, may you know nothing but happiness this day forward…

Moloztov!!!

hair products i cant live without

ive been applying a lil cocktail mix to my hair for the past few months and ohh maaa gaaa!! ive noticed a huge difference. i passed the secret over to kimmy and she agreed, its wonderful.

so now im sharing with you.

mixing these 3 products creates nothing but smoothness!!! it eliminates all the frizz and keeps my hair smooth for days! if im running late for work i apply this miricle cocktail after i shampoo, comb out, drizzle a lil hair spray and im set for the day. i love tigi, its my fav product line out there. they smell amazing, even their hair color makes you wanna take a bite. heres my fav hair spray i would not trade for anything!!!

im trying to come up with a lil contest to give out some of my favorite hair products. keep checking my blog for details!

birthday shopping...

growing up my mom would take me shopping at toys r us for my bday. it was get anything you want... loved it!! ahh i would get the barbie corvette, the pool, kitchen, and tons of new outfits for ken & barbie. ohh man that was the best. now that im too old for toys... she gives me moo laa to shop for new clothes. so yesterday i drove out to cerritos mall, and boy did i luck out. went to forever 21 and got nothing but sales!!! got 5 dresses, 3 shirts, 2 belts, a bracelet, and 4 necklaces for only $120.00!!! spent about 2 hours in there and for those who know how much i hate shopping, i have no idea how i lasted that long inside that store. My sister went with me i guess that helped. when we finally came out i was ready to go home! heres a few shots of what i got...

now that i have lost some weight i actually fit into their dresses again. wooo hooo! things are looking up! now all i need are some shoes i found at cathy jean, a hair cut n color and "it's a she burfday too!!" time to party! EVERY BODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!

:::falling in love:::

                           

"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead."

:::Love:::

i want some one who will feed me oranges...

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it's a she burfday too.

yes, im that big of an I Love Lucy fan that i say "it's a she burfday too," on my  birthday. here are my birthday wishes.

dinner with my family at Full House, yummy!

who doesn't love Hank Moody?

Mastering the art of french cooking... need i say more?

ghetto fab lucy charm

i can't believe i have this on my list, but yes i want! shut up kim!

my i love lucy tattoo.

am i asking for too much?

dating a comedian... no fanny!

i've been dating a comedian for almost 7 years. it's not as fun as most people think. when people find out he does stand up, it's always the same question, "is he funny?" and i always answer, "no."

dating a comedian es no fanny! its actually very lonely. i'm usually home alone at nights while hes out at open mic. so since he stays up late, he's usually too tired to do anything the next day. since we've been dating i grew accustomed to do many things on my own. things like shopping, movies, restaurants, weekend getaways, theme parks etc. you get the picture. but i guess its just something you have to get used to when you date a comedian.

at first i enjoyed going to see his sets. but it can honestly take a toll on you. trust! ive seen so many different comedians over and over that it stops being funny. but if its some one i have never seen, ahhhhh, i get excited cuz i might actually laugh. but unfortunately i stopped getting invites to the shows since he caught me asleep at the jon lovits comedy club. what? it was a horrible show!

i wouldn't recommend dating a stand up comedian. ive met tons of his comedy buddies and they all seem to be the same. they are the most depressed and unhappy people who hate all other comics. ive seem him go through these phases where he seems depressed because he cant think of a new punch line or is so upset that another comedian made it with his hack jokes. he has this white board in the living room where he jots down ideas and weird shit that i don't even understand. can you say decor eye sore??? people who visit notice it and are usually like what the fuck? i usually respond with "i don't know??"

i can actually remember the first time time i saw his set on stage. it was at the comedy store in hollywood. we weren't actually in great speaking terms at that moment, so i was surprised he even invited me. my friend eric went with me, and ohh man was it bad, hahaha its funny now. half way through his set, eric leans over and says to me, "good thing you guys are together any more." hahahahaha he has improved dramatically, but now in days,  if i go to a show, im usually busy looking at how his jacket collar isn't flapped down right to even pay attention to what he's saying. does this make me a horrible girl friend? i wonder how another comedian girls friends are???

so my advice to women out there in the dating scene, if you come across a comedian, one thing you will need is patience, a great sense of humor and always remember there is no such thing as a happy comedian.

my sunshine, my stinky, my best friend. love you.

my dad the beaner...

one evening my whole family got together for my moms bday dinner. some how we ended up at olive garden... Mmmmm olive garden! so the waiter came around to take our drink orders. we asked my dad what do you want to drink? he says "horchata," "pa they dont have that here." so we just ordered him a coke. since my dad had never been to olive garden, we helped him look at the menu. he complained he had no idea what the food was... and next thing you know the waiter is ready to take his dinner order. and what does my dad say? yo quiero arroz y frijoles. "pa they dont have that here" i said. aye pues no quiero nada! hahahaha this man is so mexican he wont even try italian food! we ordered him the mixed grill which is these huge meat skewers with veggies. and ohh man did he end up licking the plate. i wonder what he would say today if i suggest olive garden for dinner? hahahahaha

*sorry if i spelled the spanish words wrong.

ugh! what a way to start 2011...

gonna keep this short.

so yes, 2011 has been shitty so far. so many things have gone wrong this month. just to name a few, my car got vandalized, my tv broke down, and ive been so broke ive been using my credit cards... right now im waiting for my tax return to come in so i can pay off a few bills. i day dream about not having all these bills, and how amazing it will be. one day, one day.

this morning i was thinking wow its 2011... next year is 2012, ohh no high school reunion!!!! i cant believe its been ten years already. time fly's by so fast its skurry!

but on the bright side, i have lost 5 pounds!!! wooo hooo!!! who would have known, just watching your calories would make a huge impact on your weight. so far most ppl say it's noticeable in my face which im super happy about. cuz let me tell you im not gonna miss my double chin. GOOD BYE DOUBLE CHIN!!! IT WAS NICE KNOWING YA!!!!